Problem: You hate towels, but spending half an hour air-drying is deeply impractical. Solution: The body dryer ($150), which is tearing it up on indigogo. Basically, it’s a fan you stand on, thus eliminating the need for using bacteria-encrusted towels. Turn it to hot in the winter, cold in the summer, and dry yourself in thirty seconds. Also, it has a scale, because why not?