If you have to carry a baby, you know that it’s no joke. Well, either that or you’re so exhausted by the emotional demands of a tiny shrieking human that you’ve become a bitter husk of a human being. Either way, meet the Mission Critical baby carrier ($190). Secure your baby to your chest, then use the MOLLE straps to hook up all the random baby stuff you’ll need for an expedition with said baby. Comes with a removable and washable liner—because puke.