Movies That Exist: Sand Sharks

This trailer isn’t a parody. Depending on your perspective, Sand Sharks can be considered a straight-to-video nightmare, so terrible it’s actually amazing and/or the breakout vehicle for rising star/beta-Carotene casualty Brooke Hogan. Watch out, Jennifer Lawrence. [youtube width=”360″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEfO5iNicI[/youtube]

Penguins Perks

As NHL fans, we are outraged about the lockout and… wait, half price merchandise? [Read more about what Penguins fans get at their homepage]

How Scotch Conquered the World

We’re on the record as loving Scotch more than just a bit, but we sometimes forget how unlikely it is that a national spirit should become an international phenomena. After all, nobody’s lining up to counterfeit Maotai, Slivovitz or Brennivin. In fact, we think that Brennivin might double as an … Read More

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