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Tragically, spending nearly four minutes descending the fire pole killed their response time. City Council has voted 13-0 to get the ABFB a longer pole. [youtube width=”720″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLfmrNw8ygo[/youtube]
Dear Ma, War is hell. I knew we’d left the South once I started seeing Trader Joe’s instead of Piggly Wiggly’s. There’s nothing to eat but Organic Almond Crunch. I’ll be live-tweeting our invasion of DC and will try to loot Archie Bunker’s chair from the Smithsonian for you. The South … Read More
Served with skewered shrimp, hot dog, “cheese block” and a whole load of other crap, this bacon cheeseburger Bloody Mary makes for a delightful hangover cure, apéritif or harbinger of the apocalypse. [Food Beast]
We still recommend just cancelling your season tickets, but if that’s just not enough, maybe send your beard to the NHL? [youtube width=”300″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V0Fo3yRATY[/youtube]
When life gives you a quasi-religious existential meltdown, make a preseason plug! [youtube width=”720]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSaFrQ7KDFk[/youtube]
