Nenshi, Ford, Hike!
Mayor of Calgary Naheed Nenshi proposd that the mayor of the city that loses the Grey Cup donate his weight in food to the winning city’s food bank, which is handy, since Rob Ford is a fan of exporting gravy trains. Via TSN.
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Man Cards
We like these cards. They’re cool. They’re masculine. However, we can’t say we’ve ever been struck with anxiety over picking the right card, like the guy in this video. Why not just pick a card without any text, grow a pair, and put those modern calligraphy lessons to use, dammit? … Read More
Sexy CPR Training
Here’s a real mood killer. If you recall that hazy mandatory training session before your C.I.T. job at tennis camp, you’d know that CPR rarely succeeds and usually breaks ribs. Also, you probably need more training than a YouTube video. Look. [youtube width=”720″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCn3VXqbe4k[/youtube]
Your Generically Enhanced Future
The Supreme Court voided the patent on Pfizer’s most popular drug, assuring mankind a future where unnatural boner enhancement is cheap and plentiful. Once again, the inevitable conversation explaining why it took humanity so long to discover intergalactic travel grows more awkward. Via Michael Geist
Cane Toad Crusher
In most advertising zones, the prefix “eco” implies environmentally friendly. In Australia, it has something to do with exploding cane toads. [youtube width=”720″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00jyd-p-DiA[/youtube]
