Ripped from today’s headlines.
Dear Ma, War is hell. I knew we’d left the South once I started seeing Trader Joe’s instead of Piggly Wiggly’s. There’s nothing to eat but Organic Almond Crunch. I’ll be live-tweeting our invasion of DC and will try to loot Archie Bunker’s chair from the Smithsonian for you. The South … Read More
As a member of the NRA, you don’t have to be literate enough to possess basic reading comprehension skills. Just to write hate mail.
Boston’s Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum has four empty frames hanging on the wall, forever reminding their head of security and chief theft investigator that he’s got a job to do. Man, we’d hate to be in that union. [Harvard Magazine]
We’re a few six-gallon buckets short of a stockpile, but this guide will help us figure out the rest. [New York Times]
Before you rush off the YouTube comments section and cry that Homer Simpson and George Costanza prove Stephen Fry wrong, just stop. They don’t. They both just think they’re losers, but lead a charmed life. Also, never rush off to the YouTube comments section. [youtube width=”720″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k2AbqTBxao[/youtube]
