John Spence Ashton Kutcher/TV’s Kelso claims there are “100,000 and 300,000 child sex slaves in the United States today” and “if you don’t do something to stop that, that’s when there is something wrong with you, in my opinion.” The child groom to 112-year-old Demi Moore apparently saw no irony in this … Read More
The 32nd annual Dora Mavor Moore Awards, celebrating extraordinary Toronto talent in the performing arts, will take place Monday June 27. This year’s winner of the Barbara Hamilton Memorial Award for excellence in the performing arts is Newfoundland-born actor and director David Ferry. While this mock interview misses many a comedic opportunity, … Read More
It’s no secret that we here in North America waste a lot of food. Ironically, in an effort to save money, big box stores like Costco have encouraged us to purchase more food than we can eat (the “buy one get one free” mentality.) It’s time we started listening to … Read More
Yeah, we know PBS was hacked but there’s still something charming about hearing that Tupac Shakur is alive and well in a small resort in New Zealand (along with Biggie Smalls, of course.) We’d like to imagine an alternate universe where Tupac and Biggie were not brutally murdered but instead … Read More
If you can’t fire a 23-pound projectile from your 32 megajoule electromagnetic rail gun at a Libyan despot, at whom can you fire a 23-pound projectile from your 32 megajoule electromagnetic rail gun? This isn’t a scenario from a Quake or Halo mod: The U.S. Navy has the gun, and … Read More
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