To Be a Dad
Sorry to get a bit heavy on you hear, but we’re going to talk about a pretty tough job here: being a dad. [youtube width=”640″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzdVV9U8Tc[/youtube]
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Get Your Shots
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We were going to discuss needles; now that the baby is out of earshot, let us do so. A baby requires three sets of injections – three combo shots for diphtheria, whooping cough, tetanus, polio and the bacterium that causes meningitis – within the first six months of life. The … Read More
Enter the Baby Zone
My apartment is now one of those apartments. The baby apartment. I always swore it wouldn’t happen. But there is crap everywhere: a bassinet and a rocking chair in the living room, a springy jumper thing hanging from the door frame, blankets and puke-crusted washcloths on every surface, and something … Read More
How to Be a Baby
Here are some helpful guidelines to being a baby: 1. Sleep only during the day. The night is for screaming. If you feel the need to wake up during the day, make sure you do it the second your parents creep quietly into their bedroom and start taking each other’s … Read More
The Big Bang, Part 4
They allow me into the very bright, very busy OR – a room packed with masked people and machine, all making noises, and I see poor PL’s head poking out from under a vertical sheet. The sheet is set up so she can’t see that they are opening up her … Read More
