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This trailer isn’t a parody. Depending on your perspective, Sand Sharks can be considered a straight-to-video nightmare, so terrible it’s actually amazing and/or the breakout vehicle for rising star/beta-Carotene casualty Brooke Hogan. Watch out, Jennifer Lawrence. [youtube width=”360″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEfO5iNicI[/youtube]
While the best films of 2012 starred John Hawkes, Ben Affleck, Daniel Day-Lewis and a tiger, the best thing about film was that interminable bat story finally coming to an end. [Roger Ebert’s Journal via Chicago Sun-Times]
Sure, both burglars in Home Alone may have proved to be impervious to burns and blunt head trauma, but everyone knows the scariest part of that movie was always Buzz’s girlfriend. Woof! [The Week]
While the concept of dropping live actors and disembodied hands into miniaturized set pieces to tell a tale of modern love is undeniably charming, the Kickstarter page for the almost-done indie film, Lend a Hand for Love, is worth checking out if only to bask in the glory of Robert Wagner’s promotional photos.
Bond. James Bond. Thanks to his many onscreen incarnations, Ian Fleming’s suave, sophisticated and deadly super-spy is one of the UK’s most kickass cultural ambassadors. Whereas 007’s derring-do is motivated by Queen and country, movie studios have always kept profits squarely in their gunsights. Starting with the very first Bond … Read More
