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Denmark has a falling birth rate, and Danish travel company Spies Travels is offering their customers discounts if said customers can make a baby on their trip. We hope they offer family vacations in addition to romantic getaways; otherwise, we may have spotted a problem. [youtube width=”640″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrO3TfJc9Qw&sns=fb[/youtube]
Boning in an airplane bathroom is for suckers. And contortionists. Anyway, for something truly impressive, do your boning on a luxury submarine. The Mile Low Club (87,500/night) will take you off the coast of a Caribbean island of your choice, in a leisure submarine (which we didn’t know was a … Read More
Let’s face it: dating is just another one of those necessary evils in life, like dental surgery or surprise parties. Unless you want to end up alone eating Hungry Man dinners in front of the TV, living a Norman Bates-esque existence, you’ve gotta suck it up and put yourself out … Read More
Ever see Steve McQueen’s last film, Shame? No? Well, go see it. Anyway, Michael Fassbender plays an addict of all things sexual, and the film follows as his life slowly unravels. Extreme and unlikely example? Maybe, but this is true: looking at pornography influences your working memory, and the influence … Read More
Face it, guys: Valentine’s Day isn’t about you. Conventional wisdom (a.k.a. commercialism and consumerism) tells you it’s all about the special lady in your life. Really, the only winners on V-Day are florists, shitty chocolate purveyors, manufacturers of oversized pink-and-red teddy bears clutching tiny felt roses, and lingerie stores who … Read More
