Dating Ms. Smarty-Pants

Hoping to dive under the covers with a buxom bookworm or an attractive academic? It’s almost guaranteed she’s going to check out your bookshelf  before she steps into your bedroom. Here are some Do’s and Don’ts that’ll help you impress: The No-No’s Not having a bookshelf – if you don’t … Read More

The Older Woman’s Guide to Dating Older Women

I’ve hit a wall. I’m not sure whether there’s some kind of magnetic field over women’s heads that changes properties once we cross the 30 Rubicon. All of a sudden, the playing field’s either single men under 28 or over 40. And since I’m a firm believer in sliding scales, … Read More

Tissue or Diss You

Even guys with testosterone levels off the charts have tearducts, which spill occasionally. We women more than understand. It’s A-OK by us, and we’re not going to think differently of you if you do. We’ll even hand you a tissue. There are times, though, a very few times, that shedding … Read More

I Ain’t Sayin’ She a Gold Digger

I’m a fan of Buffy. I believe in equal rights for women, and metaphorically kicking the ass of anyone who tries to impinge on them. I have a good job and a great paycheque. In short, I’m strong, independent, and doing well for myself. I always offer to pay my … Read More

Picking Up on Facebook

My wingman called me up late last night. “So is there any protocol to contact a cute girl on Facebook?” he asked. Turns out, he’s there to score. Why didn’t I think of that? According to this dubious, but probably not far off the mark source, the number of men … Read More

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