pregnant
Continued from last week. The baby is a little red thumb of flesh on a white table, held and prodded by many white latex fingers. Everybody’s face is the same white mask. It’s a gathering of robots. He has an oxygen monitor on his thumb, and we are watching the … Read More
This week, our bloggers covered a lot of ground, from the importance of a lounge chair to the, uh, ins and outs of making love to a pregnant woman. Here’s what you missed. A Man’s Abode Design guru Roy Banse tells us that if Archie Bunker taught us anything, it’s … Read More
Okay, so as my delay in posting might have indicated, the Big Bang occurred and it was quite a dramatic and not relaxing one, so things have been rather hectic. Now I am not at all sure if guys are interested in harrowing birth stories, so perhaps I should just … Read More
The only way I am going to get through this is to keep calm. I have been doing very well at not worrying about everything: about complications in childbirth, about defects, about college funds, about future heroin addiction. I recite to myself every day that people have been doing this … Read More
There are so many wonderful things to say to a pregnant woman, so why is it that so many men take the opportunity to put their feet directly in their mouths? While we ponder this mystery, and while you continue to offend, at least study this list, and steer clear … Read More
