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What fun! We can’t wait to visit Toronto’s The Monkey’s Paw bookstore so we can finally experience the high-octane thrill of purchasing a Twix bar AND taking home something that smells like our grandmother eight weeks before she died.
Mayor of Calgary Naheed Nenshi proposd that the mayor of the city that loses the Grey Cup donate his weight in food to the winning city’s food bank, which is handy, since Rob Ford is a fan of exporting gravy trains. Via TSN.
What better way to celebrate the history of Canadian football than by hurtling across Nathan Phillips Square with your nether region compressed by some sort of harness fitted by a guy named “Skyler.” Don’t worry about the safety, though. Rated capacity is 2.5 Fords.
The return of frost on Toronto’s leaves marks the separation of the pretenders from true tobacco enthusiasts. As the temperature drops, cackling frat boys and label-flying philistines douse their cigars and call it a winter, while true aficionados simply bundle up while they smoke out of doors, banished by cautious … Read More
For an awful lot of us, shaving has become a chore, and razors a five-bladed joke. The best answer to this nonsense—and a razor that looks like a matchbox car is nothing but nonsense—is a traditional wet shave. If you’ve never been for a shave at a real barbershop, this … Read More
