Fun with Motion Controls
Single player mixes with lingerie well, but there’d be way too much distraction with multiplayer. [youtube width=”720″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRzt3DK8eEQ[/youtube]
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Real Men Don’t LOL
Are you seriously laughing out loud as you’re typing this? Because that’s what I imagine: You sitting at your keyboard laughing and laughing, your head thrown back in ecstasy because I wrote something remotely funny. Or not even funny. Lazy. Lame. But there you are: LOLing. I don’t correspond with … Read More
Why Men and Women Can’t be Friends
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Imagine you’re having coffee with your best friend who just happens to be a girl. She’s a really cool girl and you go way back and she has amazing breasts. What? You slap yourself in the face in your mind and concentrate on a packet of sugar. Better. Now you … Read More
What She Expects (At Every Age)
Did you know that Christian Grey is 28? Not only can the guy fly a plane and make a girl come in under three seconds, he owns a multimillion company that does some important things offshore or something. Christian Grey, as you already know, is the hero of 50 Shades of … Read More
Why You Aren’t Getting Any
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Life’s not fair. You know why? Because of porn and Disney. There’s a cartoon that explains this, how porn and Disney set unrealistic expectations for each gender – because of Disney, girls dream of Prince Charming, and because of porn, men dream of insatiable “fun” girls. That’s simplifying, but you … Read More
