Because who wouldn’t want to eat chocolate shilled by a dead celebrity beloved among girls who really like cats? Let that be a lesson to you, celebrities: computer animation has gotten to the point where tasteless jerks will trot out your glassy-eyed corpse long after you’ll ever see any royalties. [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFw8NjZF-Qk[/youtube]
In the wake of Hollywood’s Weekend of Various and Sundry Awards, there are remarkably few things you need to know. 1. Ben Affleck thanked Canada for helping him win Best Picture. 2. The Onion felt remorse after calling a 9-year-old girl a name typically reserved for 18th-century German philosophers. 3. Seth … Read More
After this, you’d think they’d just have the cheerleaders suit up for the game. [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a4tY08S3fg[/youtube]
American Horror Story: Asylum actress (and wife of Channing Tatum, he said jealously) has an admirable sense of humour for someone who got skinned alive on TV. [Esquire]
[youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXXd1fReQZE[/youtube] Because Weird Al can brighten even the most morose of Valentine’s Days.
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