bacon
When I handed five bucks to a trio of hipsters at a food festival booth advertising chocolate-covered bacon, I expected strips of smoked pork belly, still sizzling, and dribbled in milk chocolate, possibly held straight by a skewer. My mistake. This is what I got instead: three strips of limp, … Read More
There’s dating apps for all kinds of groups, so why not bacon lovers? After all, dating someone who didn’t love bacon would be kind of hard. Oscar Mayer, the guys who did this dumb thing, are behind Sizzl. Fortunately, it’s for lovers of all bacon, not just Oscar Mayer’s terrible … Read More
Need a no-nonsense pasta recipe that convers all the food groups, takes fewer than twenty minutes, and won’t elicit too many eye rolls from visiting parents or girlfriends? Here it is. Just make sure you don’t buy any pasta that’s “enriched” or has a bunch of crap added to it. … Read More
Okay, we haven’t said a damn thing about the most annoying internet meltdown since that frickin’ dress, but we love cocktails, bourbon, doughnuts, and most importantly, bacon, so: here is the Dad Bod Father’s Day cocktail. You win, internet. Although, this time, dad wins too. Ingredients Bacon. As much as … Read More
How do you say ‘Father’s Day’? We say it with bourbon. And tobacco. And bacon. This cocktail was created by Alexander J. Hamilton of Austin, TX, and he seems to also speak bourbon. Thanks, Alexander! Ingredients 2 parts Basil Hayden’s Bourbon ¼ part jalapeño juice ½ part homemade Bloody Mary … Read More
