The Worst News in the World

Be sure you’re sitting down for this: according to a new study published in Genome Biology, a woman’s breasts age faster than the rest of her. Actually, the study had to do with aging in tissues throughout the entire human body, and particularly with developing an algorithm involving methylated tissues … Read More

White Collar Criminals Are Doin’ Fine in Prison

Is the CSA busting down your door? Forget to shred some potential incriminating documents? Wore out the lengthy appeals process? Don’t worry—if you’re a white collar criminal, prison is going to treat you just fine. That’s the news coming out of a study published in Justice Quarterly, which found that, … Read More

Texting is Ruining Your Relationship

Want to measure a man’s relationship stability? See how often he’s texting. If he’s doing it a lot, he isn’t happy. And, just because heterosexual relationships are hilarious, the opposite is true for women. The study, published in the Journal of Couple & Relationship Therapy, surveyed 276 young adults about … Read More

Changing Your Body Clock

Are you an incorrigible night owl, walking like a zombie through the morning? Or are you an incurable morning person, in bed before midnight? The good news is that it isn’t really your fault—rather, it’s your gene’s fault. The bad news is that you can’t really change. In a study … Read More

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