Modern Heteroflexibles and Booze
Mmmm… Spaghetti-Os. (Some lyrics NSFW or people with body issues.) [youtube width=”720″]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8[/youtube]
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Real Men Don’t LOL
Are you seriously laughing out loud as you’re typing this? Because that’s what I imagine: You sitting at your keyboard laughing and laughing, your head thrown back in ecstasy because I wrote something remotely funny. Or not even funny. Lazy. Lame. But there you are: LOLing. I don’t correspond with … Read More
What She Expects (At Every Age)
Did you know that Christian Grey is 28? Not only can the guy fly a plane and make a girl come in under three seconds, he owns a multimillion company that does some important things offshore or something. Christian Grey, as you already know, is the hero of 50 Shades of … Read More
Why You Aren’t Getting Any
Hazardous Conditions Sign
Life’s not fair. You know why? Because of porn and Disney. There’s a cartoon that explains this, how porn and Disney set unrealistic expectations for each gender – because of Disney, girls dream of Prince Charming, and because of porn, men dream of insatiable “fun” girls. That’s simplifying, but you … Read More
Call Me Missus (Robinson and I’ll Eff You Up)
Let’s be honest: Mrs. Robinson was hot but she was definitely someone’s mom (and she smoked like a chimney and looked like she smoked). Nothing wrong with that, but I hate it that everyone gets hung up on this moniker whenever older woman-younger man combo is mentioned. The other day … Read More
