Kate Upton Takes a Shower
Upon our second (or maybe, sixteenth) viewing, we’ve noticed that Upton seems to be using some kind of weird stone shower head, and we kind of want one.
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Braven Mira
Know what the second-best shower is? Musical shower. Comes in after shower beer. But way before shower sex. Anyway, musical showers. You need a water-proof speaker, and you get that in the Braven mira ($100). It hooks up to your device via Bluetooth, so you can hang it up in … Read More
Zodi Portable Outdoor Shower
Hiking and rustic cabins rock. A week straight of cold showers? Not so much. The simplest solution is this Zodi portable outdoor shower ($165). The stainless steel container can be sat atop the propane stove, heated to 100°F in six to ten minutes, and then pressurized with the hand pump. … Read More
5 Most Overrated Places to Have Sex
Baby, it’s cold outside. And, besides enjoying a hot bubble bath and wearing a turtleneck, I can’t think of a better way to keep warm than by having sex. I know I’m not the only one. Thanks to all this “quality time” we’re spending indoors, it’s no wonder there are … Read More
Thanks for the Sex, But Can I Use Your Shower?
Bathroom series
It was clear to me in the cold light of day; last night was not what I had thought it was. All I had to do was enter my washroom and see the air thick with steam. On the shower’s ledge, my exfoliating apricot scrub lay sideways, half-empty, contorted by … Read More
