Why You Aren’t Getting Any

Life’s not fair. You know why? Because of porn and Disney. There’s a cartoon that explains this, how porn and Disney set unrealistic expectations for each gender – because of Disney, girls dream of Prince Charming, and because of porn, men dream of insatiable “fun” girls. That’s simplifying, but you … Read More

6 Insane Ways She Stays Beautiful for You

Marilyn Monroe plucked hairs from her hairline to make her forehead bigger (and sexier, of course) and it’s been said she was obsessed with looking fly. Nothing unusual about a girl wanting to please. Women insert silicone into their bodies, botulinum toxins (Botox, duh) into their foreheads, pay to chemically … Read More

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