Why You Aren’t Getting Any

Life’s not fair. You know why? Because of porn and Disney. There’s a cartoon that explains this, how porn and Disney set unrealistic expectations for each gender – because of Disney, girls dream of Prince Charming, and because of porn, men dream of insatiable “fun” girls. That’s simplifying, but you … Read More

Behind the Scenes at 2013 TestFest

No, that headline is not a typo. This week is the 25th annual Automobile Journalists Association of Canada (AJAC) Canadian Car of the Year Awards TestFest. Not at all a cryptic title, TestFest entails five days of journalists from across the country testing over 170 new vehicle models in Ontario’s picturesque … Read More

Can You Outwork Brandon Prust?

Professional athletes are the pinnacle of physical fitness and athletic prowess. Sports fans love handing out divine, prophetic sounding nicknames like “King James” and “The Great One,” but when asked (and they are always asked) athletes usually attribute their success to the same thing: their workouts. Noting a cultural fetish … Read More

6 Insane Ways She Stays Beautiful for You

Marilyn Monroe plucked hairs from her hairline to make her forehead bigger (and sexier, of course) and it’s been said she was obsessed with looking fly. Nothing unusual about a girl wanting to please. Women insert silicone into their bodies, botulinum toxins (Botox, duh) into their foreheads, pay to chemically … Read More

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