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So, you’re screwed. About six months ago, the lady friend in your life started dropping hints about what she’d like from you, gift-wise, for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza, or whatever you celebrate. Sadly, you missed these. About two months ago, we reminded you of impending doom, by which we mean the necessity of … Read More
We all have been given the dreaded bad Christmas gift, from Santa socks to bight Rudolf sweaters. Christmas seems to be the prime time for family members to inflict a strange form of torture, forcing you to wear their outrageous gifts. Here are a few tips to help you work … Read More
By now, you surely have the perfect Valentine’s Day gift, carefully wrapped and waiting for your special lady. You do, don’t you? If not, don’t panic: You can still bounce back and pull together a V-Day treat that she’ll love – or, at least, that she won’t hold over your head … Read More
Summer is finally here and you’ve managed to finagle a coveted cottage invite. Congrats. But as a full-time cottager who has hosted many, many friends, take it from me: Being a good guest involves offering more than just your wonderful company. Follow these six principles to ensure that your next … Read More
To gift or naughty-gift, that is the question. The rhinestone studded G-string, the purple sex toy, or the fishnets with that thoughtful extra opening. In your mind you’ve picked out her perfect ensemble, but now you’re getting cold feet. To avoid that, follow my guide to guilt-free naughty gift giving. … Read More
