Imagine you’re having coffee with your best friend who just happens to be a girl. She’s a really cool girl and you go way back and she has amazing breasts. What? You slap yourself in the face in your mind and concentrate on a packet of sugar. Better. Now you … Read More
Marilyn Monroe plucked hairs from her hairline to make her forehead bigger (and sexier, of course) and it’s been said she was obsessed with looking fly. Nothing unusual about a girl wanting to please. Women insert silicone into their bodies, botulinum toxins (Botox, duh) into their foreheads, pay to chemically … Read More
Let me roll my eyes to start this off. There. Done. Do you remember that stupid book that all the women went crazy over: He’s Just Not That Into You? (I’m generous in calling it a book. Just like it would be generous to call 50 Shades of Meh a … Read More
Oh, hi. I would like to have your baby. There’s just something genetically right about you. I mean not that you’re perfect — nobody’s perfect — but I just instantly feel like we would make a truly awesome baby. I also believe in marriage. Ever since I was a little girl, I … Read More
DailyXY has already filled you in on how to find summer romance, but when you’ve found that Sandy to your Danny (anyone?), where the heck are you supposed to go for the first date? Sure, you can ask that buddy of yours who takes a different lady out each week, … Read More
