It’s hectic enough around my life right now that I can only find time to write the brief diary entry you see here, but the big, shining light at the end of it is the fact that two days from now I’ll find myself heading to New Orleans with a … Read More
Congratulations. You achieved the goal of many a single gentleman’s drunken night out: You picked up. But before patting yourself on your hungover back too hard, consider that the girl you’ve just woken up beside – an acquaintance, perhaps, whose name escapes you – may just be kicking herself for letting … Read More
I had to laugh at this article in Cracked magazine this week detailing exotic marriage customs in cultures past and present: Spartan brides who shaved their heads, French wedding guests brewing up swamp-mix to force-feed on the new bride and groom, et cetera. (Note: since it’s evidently aimed at people … Read More
Last week, we offered a rundown of some things that should never appear in the pictures you post in an online dating profile. This week, we’ll get to the substance of things: the words. Here, the things you should never write in your profile. 1. Do not round up your … Read More
There are three rings involved in the wedding rigmarole: Your wedding band (no big deal), her wedding ring (kind of a big deal), and the engagement ring (huge fucking deal). The ratio of importance between the last of these and the first is something like 50 to one. Fittingly, then, … Read More
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