Jowita Bydlowska 
Oh, hi. I would like to have your baby. There’s just something genetically right about you. I mean not that you’re perfect — nobody’s perfect — but I just instantly feel like we would make a truly awesome baby. I also believe in marriage. Ever since I was a little girl, I … Read More
Cigarettes, sun, grit, a bit of sweat and a bit of booze… it did my head in. We were very young and I could close my eyes and find him anywhere, my nose like a dog’s, smelling him. I’d follow him to the end of the world. For years, other … Read More
School is back, Frosh Week is here and sexy kids are drunkenly stumbling all over the place. I don’t know about you, but I’m always slightly confused when I realize that it’s been ridiculously long (about 85 years) since I myself partook in Frosh. I still fondly remember the first … Read More
Recently, Vice magazine published an article about the reasons why women are not crazy about a certain sexual practice. Personally, (like I’m going to tell you). This sparked some conversations with my Research Girl Team about table negotiations. In other words, how you negotiate your wants/needs/kinks with a partner so that both sides feel … Read More
When I think of swingers’ clubs, I inevitably see a scene from American Swing where a leathery gent in white socks is having sex with a lady in a swing (literally) while talking to the camera, cracking jokes. Also, there are some images of beige and vomit-tinted wall-to-wall carpeting and a … Read More
