Let me introduce you to your new health buddy: the Runtastic Orbit ($120). It’s fun to use, but let’s get down to brass tacks: the Orbit is black with a white OLED display, has a metal push button to switch views, a tiny light sensor, and small magnetic USB connecters … Read More
Moving mattresses sucks harder than [OFFENSIVE METAPHOR REDACTED-ed]. Why can’t someone make a mattress that folds up into a box? Well, someone did do that. Someone named Casper. Or the named the mattress Casper. Whatever. This Casper mattress ($500-$950) folds up into a box that can be fit into the … Read More
Man, forget your retro Winnebago. If you want to launch the kind of expedition that might be confused with a scene from Jurassic Park III, you need a Kriavan Expedition Vehicle ($TBD). It’s off-road, all-wheel drive, three hundred pound tires that can run flat, a hydro-pneumatic suspension system, and a cockpit … Read More
At presser, Obama’s suit does the talking – BBC “On Thursday afternoon Barack Obama delivered some stern words toward the Islamic State and Russia. This meant, of course, that Twitter was abuzz with talk about the beige suit the president was sporting.” It’s Time for Celebrities To Apologize—For All Their … Read More
Breakups suck. Bottom line. It doesn’t matter which side you were on—dumper, dumpee—breaking up really is hard to do. You either feel guilty or like shit, or both. In the aftermath of the breakup, you might still hold onto false hope that you and your ex might reunite. Not good. … Read More
