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Women aren’t as easy to lock down as they used to be. Now that their lives are filled with the joys of jobs, yoga classes and a 24-hour Food Network, chances are your hook-up doesn’t need you for anything more than wild, animalistic sex. To help you make the leap from wanton … Read More
The single mom. What’s the big deal, you might say confidently. She’s just a woman, like any other woman. The kid is cute, too (if you get to meet him/her/them). Except that she’s not like any other woman. She has different priorities. Like taking care of another human being that’s … Read More
Are you seriously laughing out loud as you’re typing this? Because that’s what I imagine: You sitting at your keyboard laughing and laughing, your head thrown back in ecstasy because I wrote something remotely funny. Or not even funny. Lazy. Lame. But there you are: LOLing. I don’t correspond with … Read More
Imagine you’re having coffee with your best friend who just happens to be a girl. She’s a really cool girl and you go way back and she has amazing breasts. What? You slap yourself in the face in your mind and concentrate on a packet of sugar. Better. Now you … Read More
Life’s not fair. You know why? Because of porn and Disney. There’s a cartoon that explains this, how porn and Disney set unrealistic expectations for each gender – because of Disney, girls dream of Prince Charming, and because of porn, men dream of insatiable “fun” girls. That’s simplifying, but you … Read More
