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We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. —John Waters Jesse was better than Michael because Jesse had Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins on the floor (he did not own a shelf) and as he kissed me … Read More
I love looking at men. In fact, often I imagine them naked. I’m old, let me leer. Okay, I’m not old. I’m in my 30s. So, I’m older and sometimes I check out men simply because I can. I’m no Mrs. Robinson but I’m in what amounts to pre-cougar stage. … Read More
Some very good news, today, April 1. In a press release that I will locate online shortly, a study from leading egologists confirms that which civilized males the world over have suspected since time immemorable: ALMOST EVERY WOMAN SECRETLY WANTS YOU. Don’t worry about the “almost” qualification — there’s plenty … Read More
Spice up your love life by surprising your lady with a saucy outing guaranteed to get her in the mood. Whether you want to be an observer or a participant — and do it publicly or privately — Vancouver provides plenty of options for provocative fun. Shop Loosen up with … Read More
Billy Crystal, in When Harry Met Sally, famously said, “Men and women can’t be friends.” And yet, so much of modern life defies this notion. Take, for example, your own close female friend. She watches sports. She drinks beer. She is, to you, one of the guys. And that’s how she sees you, right? Maybe not. … Read More
