National
A child is a humanoid parasite that comes in many different shapes and sizes. Sometimes it happens to host on the woman you’re interested in. Sometimes it hosts on your good friend, a former bar guerrilla who swore he would never reproduce, and this renders you speechless. One day, you run … Read More
Life is beautiful. Still, there is no life that isn’t touched by suffering. Lord, o Lord, how we do suffer…but do we suffer equally? Turns out that the pursuit of equality hasn’t yet leveled the field for human reactions to colds and ’flus, asthmas and allergies. Published recently, a study … Read More
While most men accept colorful stripes when it comes to their shirts and ties, many still find the idea of the multi-stripe a daunting prospect anywhere else in their wardrobe. Common sense and the works of Rudyard Kipling have taught us that a tiger can’t change his stripes. And you, … Read More
It’s summertime and you can’t be bothered shaving. Your boss might be less enthused (best to return from the vaca with a beard, versus grow it in the office), but your lady will probably be pleased: While we don’t often admit it, many women agree that there’s something undeniably appealing … Read More
I recently attended the Mini Getaway Tour, which featured the new Countryman. There were 15 of us car weenies booked in for 2 hours. Well, 14 and one hopelessly bored wife. It began with a half-hour PowerPoint presentation and culminated in a faux off-road experience that was good fun and … Read More
