relationships
The kid pulled my hair and called me Monkey. I asked him to marry me and he said, “No, thank you.” He was the perfect man for me: We were four. I was 17 when the boy who just finished having sex with me announced he was breaking it off, … Read More
Maintaining an individual, independent life outside of a relationship is important, even crucial. Despite knowing this, intuitively, many of us nonetheless find such natural comfort in the company of our other halves that we become inadvertently complacent. Not necessarily a bad thing, two-person self-sufficiency. Still, beware taking each other for … Read More
Arriving at a restaurant, you and your date are directed to a table big enough for four. You, sir, have a choice: sit across from her, or next to her. If your little lady is anything like me, there is no actual choice to make. She is hoping that you … Read More
Some very good news, today, April 1. In a press release that I will locate online shortly, a study from leading egologists confirms that which civilized males the world over have suspected since time immemorable: ALMOST EVERY WOMAN SECRETLY WANTS YOU. Don’t worry about the “almost” qualification — there’s plenty … Read More
You know it well: When your lady goes silent, something is up. To cut the tension, you ask what’s wrong. Of course, she says “nothing” – but her tone, body language and cut-eye suggest otherwise. You ask again and again, without making any headway, as she seems to get even angrier at … Read More
