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Last night my fiancée and I were watching The Invention of Lying, that Ricky Gervais movie where he plays the only person who knows how to tell a lie. “There would be no marriage,” said my bride-to-be. Uh, what the hell? No marriage if we all told the truth? What … Read More
She, comparing me to love-crazed guy in movie: “Would you burn a building for me?” Me: “Not really my style.” She: “What is your style?” [pause] “Oh, you’d start a blog.” Weddings have web sites these days; did you know that? They include useful information such as how to get … Read More
Our series, A Guy’s Guide to Getting Hitched, continues. On the big day, all eyes may be on your bride, but as that cheesy ad reminds us, she’ll be looking at you. And you’ll want it to be a look of adoration, not a glare of hostility. Score points – … Read More
The gloomy Sunday now wrapping up in Toronto as I write was the first day in a long time I was able to relax — to flop on the couch with a book and simply do nothing. If there were any cold feet-type issues lying latent in a quiet corner … Read More
Within minutes of engagement, your fiancée may … Develop a fixation with the ring, causing her to be unable to look anywhere else. Make gestures with her hands in such a way as to deliberately catch the light with the diamond. Repeatedly take the Lord’s name in vain. Within hours … Read More
