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We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. —John Waters Jesse was better than Michael because Jesse had Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins on the floor (he did not own a shelf) and as he kissed me … Read More
Arriving at a restaurant, you and your date are directed to a table big enough for four. You, sir, have a choice: sit across from her, or next to her. If your little lady is anything like me, there is no actual choice to make. She is hoping that you … Read More
You have your type. We all do. Most people date types: the same kind of personality, over and over. Type-dating by no means signifies a personal rut or a disinterest in adventure; it’s often subconscious, and certainly easy. Still, in the era of the social network hookup, what’s really easy, … Read More
Some very good news, today, April 1. In a press release that I will locate online shortly, a study from leading egologists confirms that which civilized males the world over have suspected since time immemorable: ALMOST EVERY WOMAN SECRETLY WANTS YOU. Don’t worry about the “almost” qualification — there’s plenty … Read More
Billy Crystal, in When Harry Met Sally, famously said, “Men and women can’t be friends.” And yet, so much of modern life defies this notion. Take, for example, your own close female friend. She watches sports. She drinks beer. She is, to you, one of the guys. And that’s how she sees you, right? Maybe not. … Read More
