DIY Bacon
Give a man some bacon and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to make bacon and he’ll die—either because it takes several days to make bacon, or because eating that much bacon will cause a massive cardiac arrest and something medical professionals call “exploding aorta syndrome.” [youtube width=”640″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYH3Z0Hp1Wo[/youtube]